What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:47

No go.
No way
share office space ...
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Adopting the MIND Diet May Lower Dementia Risk at Any Age - Neuroscience News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Utah health officials monitoring potential measles exposure in southwestern Utah - KSL.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Police take back statement dismissing hate crime in gay actor’s killing - The Washington Post
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts