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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

No way

share office space ...

What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Adopting the MIND Diet May Lower Dementia Risk at Any Age - Neuroscience News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Trump science cuts may close WA LIGO observatory that confirmed theory of relativity - Tri-City Herald

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Utah health officials monitoring potential measles exposure in southwestern Utah - KSL.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Police take back statement dismissing hate crime in gay actor’s killing - The Washington Post

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN